norwood unleashed!

dudes will be dudes

2012-01-29T09:45:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Lookie! I was snowshoeballing again.

Last Sunday it was a pawfect winter day to hit the trails.
Cloud porn.

Yep. I put my mittens back on.

We hit the Charm Bracelet Trails.

I be blazing!

I was off! I saw this dude and ran to tackle his hu-dad.

Then it was game on!

His name is Sonny.

And he wears a remote control collar.

Hee hee I came when called but lookie at the remote control boy.

Way back by the tree.

He's eating poop .

So his hu-dad brought out the walkie talkie thing.

It went Bee boop bah.

Here come's Sonny. With his stinky poopers breath.

You probably can smell it.

Off we go.

Sonny's hu-dad said the coyotes were active last night

and he saw a killed deer and possum on the trail.

He told momma she should carry pepper spray on her but it

was a Sunday afternoon w/lots of peeps out. We weren't too worried.
I'm a crackah dude. I got this.

Then I ran into this dude.

I forgot his name.. something like Marka.

I think he looks old but he's only one.

Here lookie.

Momma says I'm a jerk boy sometimes w/other dudes.

I just like to play ruff. Crackah funballs.

What's the biggie deal?

See. I think he likes it anyways.

The chase is on.

eeerrrrttt.. we put on the brakes.

What? You have sweet potato sticks?

Nom nom nom.

I ate his treats and said goodbye to that dude.

Off to finish up trail blazing.

Are we really done?

Come on! Let's go further!!!
That's what dudes do. Come on.

Until next weekend.. Oh that's right. The snow melted already.

Sigh. That's all. Tah tah

snowshoeballing

2012-01-28T09:15:00.004-05:00

hi every bloggie!

happy weekend! This weekend it's in the 50s but

I'm here to report about last weekend! It finally snowed!

Last month I ordered a new mitten supply for the winter

from dogbooties.com and waited and waited and waited for snowballs.

Saturday morning it started snowing and snowing.
Yahoo! I put on my mittens.

Momma put on her snowshoes.

FAD (fun aunt dee) came too.

Tula stayed home... She's not so much of a snow adventurer.

Off we go!!

We actually tried to go to Gates Pond trail

but our car wouldn't make it up the hill so we just went along the Assabet River.

Look at me snow blazing!

See! Winter has finally arrived.

The river was frozen. The snow was a bit deep covering my mittens.

Oh.. furry handsome me.

Hmmm the river waters froze in action.

I'll take the bridge I guess.

Oh no my face froze too.

If woo don't know, you can find lots of good things in the snowballs.
I'm particularly fond of the frozen goose pate.

Plus woo get a cool looking beardballs.

See.... frozen lippers too.

I hate to see Mango's frozen droolies.

Oh no where's Norwood?

Hee hee I blend.

Okay enough photos... let's GO!

Geez. Can woo believe it?
The 6 inches of snow is already gone this weekend.

wordless wednesday

2012-01-25T05:46:00.002-05:00

pile on

2012-01-24T00:51:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Lookies. I'm wearing my christmas present

from grampie and granne. It's a Ruff Wear approach pack

Yeppers it's a backpack. huh?

Momma started piling all kinds of things in it.

Meanwhile she tried out her new walkies stick.

Geez. I'm glad she has to carry something.

You'd think the extra stuff would slow me down.

Nope. Come ON!

Today we hit the Marble Hill Trail in Stow.

(can you believe there wasn't any snow?)

Whoa. Wait.

I heard bauwk bauwk. cluck cluck.

Oh the trail is a conservation area found right behind an elementary school
and nestled in a residential area if you are wondering.

That house along the trail had chickens hanging out in their yard.

Hmmmm. I bet I could put one in my backpack.

I bet I could. Sweet. Pile on.

Oh that's when momma called me.

COOOOMIIIINGG! darn it. No chicken tonight.

No worries. I can still fly.

Hee hee I look like a super nordude! a caped crusader!

A few spots along the trail, I noticed rocks piled on.

Okay.. momma says I do this for like 500 zillion times...

Watch out. Dirt is a flying.

Along the trail we saw even more rock pile ons.

Sometimes the rocks are trail markers.

I guess kinda like my kick back markings but for humans.

Hmm. But this pile on... I think they were just silly hikers

playing a game of trail JENGA

Wait. I gotta an idea.
I decided to make my own rock pile on with me!

Momma said that was ridiculous and stop being a jackass.

Wait.. is that why I have this backpack?
She gave me that job... neener.

another episode of neener neener

2012-01-21T11:22:00.000-05:00

hi every bloggie.

Okay. Woo see this picture.

It's a picture of a me. The star of the latest hit show "Neener Neener".

(Psst. This is a couple weeks ago- notice no snow)

Woo might recognize me from the Chomp Zone Show starring Tula.

Well we shot the latest episode of Neener Neener

right at the Tula estate in her backyard.

You are in luck. The latest episode is showing right now.

Oh sshhhh. Okay. I'll be quiet. Watch.

How much will woo give me to fart?

Ha... I'm crackah not stupid.
Neener Neener Toolie

winter basics 101

2012-01-17T05:55:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Can woo believe it?

It finally finally snowed here.

It wasn't much and the first batch was more slushy.

But I will take it.

Now don't tell FAD but I have secret footage of her foto shoot with Tula.

Oh momma said that's really to show how ridiculous i am.

Mmphft. Human trickery.

Okay every bloggie.

It's been so long since we had snow, here's a back to basics

snow funballs lesson for you.

As you can see, I try to master the Cheoah slide but of course I put

a nutty spin on it. Okay.. back to funballs. Gotta go.

monday's plans

2012-01-16T00:00:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie.

it's monday.

hmmm. i think i'll just stay here all day.

yep.. that's what i'm gonna do.

oh can you get me a snack before you leave.

and i'm thirsty too.

super jacket powers activate

2012-01-15T10:57:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie!

I totally forgot about Dress Your Pet Day yesterday.

But since it was super cold this morning, I'm gonna post for it today.

Yeppers it was 6 degrees Fahrenheit with a windchill making it feel like ZERO.

Hee hee see my snooter is frozen.

That meant I got to wear my new RuffWear Cloud Chaser Soft Shell Jacket

Momma thought she was miss bargain hunter and got it at

the REI Garage Sale for only $10. It retails for $75.

I look furry coolballs but she forgot one thing.

I AM NOT A GIRL. It covered my pee pee shooter.

So here's the quick fix. sigh.

As woo knows, me and Tula and my FAD (fun aunt dee)

meet every weekend mornings for a walkies.

It was super cold that Toolie even wore her keep me calm rugby shirt.

Yikes.

Believe you me that is TULA's foot print.

I think someone needs a pawdicure.

Ya know what? I'm no sibe hussie but

I love love love the cold. I was like super cool nordude in my cloud chaser.

Zoomie alert Zoomie Alert!

I zoomied in to close to Tula and had to activate my super jacket powers
Check it out.

I don't know why but momma wanted to get a photo with me... sigh.

Toolie had other things on her mind. She launched the TM missile at me.

Who's being good and who's not? huh huh huh?

Then Miss Keep Me Calm shirt wearer started

molesting me. Me? Good boy nordude didn't know what to do.

oh that's right. Akita rules apply here.
... nobody moves and nobody gets hurt.

Yep.. she's looking for my funballs.

So sad those funballs are all gone.
Somebody help me.

I know I look good but make her stop!!!

sigh.

super jacket powers activate.

gotta go.

happy trails to woo!

2012-01-14T10:51:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie.

Since I can't go to the trails during the week in the winter,

I try to go every weekend for super sized funballs.

Oh I love the trails.
happy trails to me.

how much will woo give me to get the stickballs?
neener.. oh wait.. I'm not suppose to ice skate.
ahem.. not so happy trail rule.

it was furry pretty out.
oh wait... I'm not suppose to go in the cold water.
sigh..not happy trail rule

so I caught some sunbeam baths.
Oh I guess that I CAN do.
Jeepers. Thank woo no fun trail police ladee.

wait wait wait.
I see funballs ahead.

See me in the orange!

I'm chasing that sheppy girl!!

She was super fast. hubba hubba.

Here were are up close. Hubba Hubba.
Oh wait.. I'm suppose to tell woo
I'm not suppose to run off after other dogs.
not happy trail rules.

That was funballs.

happy trails to woo until we meet again!

I'm onto another weekend.

Here I am... in my hunter's orange ball vest.

I ran after a pack of dogs- a spaniel gal and pug dudes.
Lookie- I got my vest ripped.
momma says that's why I have rules.
not so happy trail rules.

Okay ... here's a handsome boy moment.

Then another rule was imposed.

I rubbed my eyeballs.

This is what I saw.

It wasn't a dream.

Please please let me at the ice skating fool.

Come on... please please please.
Nope momma attached my string.
no chasing rodents rules on my happy trail.

happy trails to woo dude.
until we meet again!

next time I'm leaving the no fun trail police lady home.

still having holiday fun

2012-01-08T10:43:00.002-05:00

hi every bloggie.

okay I won't tell woo how long ago these fotos

were taken but woo can probably tell by my bandana.

Yeppers...

It was Christmas Day.

It was a beautiful day in the 40s. (if I can remember that far back)

So I asked Tula and FAD if they wanted to walkies with me

at one of our favorite places.... Lake Boon.

Lookies, I'm playing hide n seek with Toolie.

She had her special stress free attire on...

so I can mess with her.

See here's me messing with Toolie.

She doesn't know I'm there.

That hug me all the time shirt works wonders.

And I got to wear my new tagballs.

Psst... come closer and you'll find out.

Muuuuaaaah. smwack.

See FAD wanted to find out & we shared a tender moment.

It was a furry pretty sunset.

Huh.. or is the mutha ship calling me.

hmmm.

Okay.. I'll be quiet.

Just sit and enjoy.

I love lake boon.

space invader

2012-01-03T05:52:00.000-05:00

hi every bloggie.

I'm up close and pawsonal with woo today.

Actually momma says I'm always like this.

In her face. She calls me a space invader.

I don't see what the problem is....

happy funballs new year!

2012-01-01T09:56:00.005-05:00

hi every bloggie!

happy new year!

It doesn't matter what day it is...

I always hit the pawk first thing as usual.

Think think... what should I do to kick the year off right?

oh yah.
I got it.
It'll be pawfect.

woo know what time it is.....

Jelly of my fancy paw work?

now check out my nose work....

Yep I declare 2012 is year of the funballs!
gee I bet your surprised.

2011 was a blurballs

2011-12-31T10:17:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

It seems like the year just flew by.

Before I knew it, I was sporting my santa scarf.

and taking fotos for christmas cards.

I barely had a minute to sit and enjoy the year.

Hee hee I do sit despite what woo saw in the last post.

You'll see...

one minute woo are just standing there.

figuring out what to do.

The year moves along.....

and becomes a blur...

and if woo are not looking

something can dab smack woo unexpectedly.

I like to face the problem and take it head on.

Yup... the year brought many challenges.

and just when you catch your breath,

more things come at ya.

Doing things you didn't expect?

so you had to change your approach..

what woo thought was trouble,

and too much to handle...

turned out to be nuttie funballs.

That pretty much summed up this year.

The year was a blur but lots of funballs.

What was your year like?

nordude's holidaze walkies tour

2011-12-30T08:36:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie!
I thought a pawfect way to end the holiday season
would be to take woo window peeping and holiday lights walkies with me.

Ready for the sights?

I love the holidaze.
Umm but woo might think being tour guide
in these photos is easy peasy work right?
Lookie at me here. All posing with the big dude.

Ummmm well don't tell but
I captured some behind the scenes footage.
Warning- you won't believe all
finger snapping. yapping. sit sit sit.
(click the play button on bottom left corner not the middle one)

geez... next year we'll go without her.
I'll take my own fotos.

wordless wednesday

2011-12-28T08:36:00.001-05:00

orange is the new black

2011-12-27T10:59:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Yeppers it's me.
I hope woo all had a very merry christmas!
I wasn't even on the mailing list but still got lots of cards
from woo. Thank you so much.

okay.... not too long ago it was deer hunting season here.

Yep. Some parts of the trail are marked shooting zones
and others are safety zones. Momma made me
where my orange vest just in case I was in the wrong area.

I still zoomied along.
Come on and stay close.

Everything is bare.
Nowhere for the deer to hideballs.

Just some tree buds.
Not much coverballs.

Nope it's just me.
Not a deer.

Wait wait a minute.
I hear some funballs music.
Listen here let the band play..... i'm walking on sunshine!

I walked closer to the water.
Ah... pretty reflection.
No-one over there.

Then I saw peeps across the way.
See the white buildings.

The band was playing over there.
Crazy humans were doing a polar bear swim.
And I'm called nuttie.

Okay... I'll try.

Yikes coldballs.

Ahh but a refreshing drink.
Oh lookie at me.
I'm walking on sunshine.

Orange is the new black.

a grrrrreaaaat way to start the day!

2011-12-22T08:34:00.000-05:00

winning! wednesday

2011-12-21T00:52:00.000-05:00

hi every bloggie!

I was cruising along in Tula's neighborhood

and did a little window shopping.

I still needed to buy all my dwb pals gifts ya know.

Ah pawfect.

Oh yeah.. even better!

Winning!

Okay what's your beef?

I'm taking gift orders?

sealed with kissies!

2011-12-19T00:25:00.000-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Oh boy... Christmas comes so quick!
I had just enough time to get my letter into Santa!

Yeppers. Froggehs on my wish list.
It was a horrible year.. I only caught 3 frogs.
I can only wish for more froggehs this year.
Please please please Santa!

So I headed downtown.
Yeppers a special mailbox for the jolly chappers.

Okay! Here goes!

Wish me luck!
I'm quite certain I'm on the nice list.

Muuuaaah!
Sealed and sent!

Okay now the wait.
Christmas eve come quick!

christmas bloopers

2011-12-18T11:29:00.002-05:00

hi every bloggie!

It's been a sad week in bloggieville so I thought

I'd cheer everyone up with some funnies.

Ready? Me & Toolie have some for woos.

Hee hee.

And yesterday I went over to Tula's lilypad.

Momma wanted a picture of me in front of the tree.

So FAD tried.. and tried.. and tried
to get me to sit right in front of it.

FAD kept saying... "what's wrong with him"

Ummm that's not furry nice.
Jeepers I hope she doesn't send me back to skool.

Okay okay. No skool for me.
See! I'm staying. I'm staying.

Ready.... drum roll please.
Here's it is...
15 minutes later and re-produced with special effects!
O Christmas tree! O Christmas tree!

I have to sit and not take pee on thee!
Not funballs.

a hump day special

2011-12-14T00:36:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

it's hump day and

I have special song just for today!

ready... click play and proceed!

i wanna be loved by you!

by you and nobody else but you!

i wanna be loved by you! alone!

boo boo bee doo!

i wanna be kissed by you!

just you and nobody else but you!

i wanna be kissed by you! alone!

boo boo bee doo!

I couldn't aspire to anything higher

and to feel the desire

to make you my own

badum badum bee doodily dee dum! Boo!

i wanna be loved by you!

by you and nobody else but you! alone!

boo boo dee doo!

where's the cheese?

2011-12-12T00:12:00.007-05:00

hi every bloggie!

The other day I was forced into a foto shoot

with my pal Hoosier.

This is all we heard...

"Whoo hoo! Lookie here!"

"No No this way!

Look this way!"

"HEY

No at the camera!

Lookie at the camera!"

"Thatta boyz!

That's it! FINALLY"

Jeepers don't you know cattle dogs have attention deficit?

Work with us camera lady!

Now where's the cheese you keep talking about!?

the road tripballs finale

2011-12-11T08:25:00.005-05:00

hi every bloggie!

I know... I still have to tell you about

the rest of my road tripballs . Thanksgiving morning

we hit the road and drove all the way to Indianapolis.

Why? My cousins Dash and Blue the hidden kitteh

invited me over for dinner.

Plus grannie and grampie were meeting us there too.

They drove in from the mutha land- cheesehead country.

These two lovely ladees were the chefs.

Cousin Kim and Fun Aunt Sue.

Aunt Sue loved to massagies my ear balls.

Oh.. and my date with the bird.

Oh yah. Pre-bird snacking.

See? The carrots are out for ME!

That's cousin Greg with Dash.

Umm... Dash really didn't like me being over.

Grrrr.. toofers shown... low head...... growlies.

I was just staring at the snackers.. Geez.

Oh Uncle Dick rang the food bell!

Ding a dong! Put your food bag on!

Yeppers looks like there's a seat for me!

But wait...everybody sat down.

And they showed me my seat.

ummmm.......

They started chowing down!

Lookie... momma has 3 beverages.

Ummmm.

Meanwhile back at the loser table.

Can woo believe this?

So the next morning we started the trip back

to Masterchewsitts. Yep that's me.

Still sulking over the Thanksgiving Dinner.

Since it was black Friday, Momma had to do some shopping

We made a quick stop in Columbus to the Easton Mall again.

This is the tree in the daylight.

Kenichi was my handler while momma was in the stores.

I like that dude.

But then get this? I was kicked out by mall security.

No dogs on the property. Hmmph. Stoopid rule.

I didn't tell him I was here before. neener.

Once we hit Pawsylvania, we called it a day.

Lookie at our room. Woo open the door

and pretty much fall right onto the bed, it was that small.

Before we went sleepies, we went to the downtown area.

There was a mob of people out standing in line.

I thought it was for me.

So I pawraded the streets to check it out.

Did some window peeping.

Santa sure gets around.

Shouldn't he still be working on filling my list?

So when I got past the lil human mob,

I found out they weren't waiting to see me..

Huh? I bet Santa wants a reminder from me too.

I'd like umm.. frogs, oh yah and frogs and let's see... froggehs.

Early the next morning we headed home balls.

8 more hours to go!

Yeppers it was a long trip but besides the turkey bird fiasco,

I had lots of fun. Although it seems these midwest dawgs don't like me.

First Sarah then Dash.

I guess my masterchewsitt nutties are too much for them.

Mr. Pip's Operation- Occupy Your Couch

2011-12-10T10:01:00.005-05:00

hi every bloggie!

My pal Mr. Pip has staged

Operation Occupy Your Couch

Oh yeah. I'm all about this movement.

Check out the spy cam footage of the protest I staged yesterday

while momma was hard at work.

Yep brought in a food supply, buried my bone in the couch balls

and set up occupation!

No Vacancy

#Occupiedballs

Game Face!

2011-12-07T06:07:00.008-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Guess what?

This is my entry for the International iPhoneography show.

I called it Norwood's Game Face.

To enter a photo, you simply have to use the FX Studio App effects

and take the photo with your iPhone.

I used the explosion effect and glow vivid color.

An exhibition of the most voted for photos happens December 16-22nd

in Soho- NYC. This is where you come in.

The more votes I have, the better chances

I have to make it into the exhibition.

Here's what to do:

Go to my iPhoneography Entry Norwood's Game Face

At the bottom right corner of my photo, you will see a share button.

To vote, you need to share my photo entry thru Facebook,

Twitter, Google + or Tumblr.

Or all of them.

Thank you!!! Muuuaah

road tripballs part two

2011-12-05T00:00:00.006-05:00

hi every bloggie.

My Thanksgiving week adventures continued.

When we were in Ohio, apparently Momma thought

all we should do is shop. We hit the Easton Town center too.

See another half lit up tree! Must be an Ohio thing.

WTF?

But if you get a close up, woo can't even tell I guess.

The streetballs were furry pretty.

With outdoor foodable stops for me too.

Bethy and Kenichi can we get some kettle corn?

Maybe I can stay here and wait while they shop.

So since we were shopping I started looking for

gifts for all my DWB pals.

Lookie Hussie beer and the 12 dogs of Christmas Ale.

Pawfect for a few of woos.

My pal big Chester Brown will love the Woodchuck ale.

I see more gifts for the woo nation, Pip, Pippen, Luna, Tanner froggin out,

Frankie furter, and my golden pals. wowzer.

Whoops. A 3D Tanner and Steeeeeve.

Cool beans.

I got a lot of my shopping done.

Oh no. I guess shopping makes humans hungry and thirsty.

I was stuck in old dude dog rest home while momma

went out for dinner balls.

Oh.. a liquid dinner.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

What's this?

Oh man. I gotta make a new list for Santa.

Please bring me chicken wings and cheesy bacon fries too.

(Sagira- this picture is for you. I did hit the lil dog house for Santa

in Gahanna. I had to get my letter mailed. :))

Oh and I wished that Santa would fix the lights on their

Christmas trees around here. Jeepers.
Okay next stop is Indiana for a date with the bird.

road tripballs part one

2011-11-30T00:03:00.015-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Jeepers- I'm finally back to tell you about

my Thanksgiving week road trip balls.

Yeppers that's me.

Pretty bored. 13 hours to get to Columbus OHIO.

I was excited.. really.

I even brought my Ohio State blanket with me.

Go Nuts. I mean Buckeyes!

Our first stop in upstate New Yawk.

Only 9 hours to go.

Whoohoo! We hit the border.

Only 3 hours to Columbus to go!

Finally we made it!

I stayed over at my pal's house- old dude Toddy.

he's like a gazillion years old.... about 17.

Can u believe it?

And Miss Foxy Sara Lee.

She does NOT like me.

My charms did not work on her.

Yeppers... Toddy did a lot of this during my visit.

Then he wandered around in circles running into walls a lot.

Cool thing is he drops food all over.

Thanks pal.

Ummm. I was left back at the house with these old dogs

and momma went out for drinks with their humans.

Bethy & Kenichi.

Why did I get stuck with the no fun crew?

After the first night, Momma took me to her favorite trails and parks.

We walked up the Olentangy River Trail

to Antrim park and to the Worthington Trails.

We walkies for 2 hours- 6.5 miles.

I guess I had to get my nutties out.

Here's the part in Worthington.

See me in the orange?

I guess the real reason was that momma was going

shopping all day. Huh? Why am I being left out again?

The humans went to the mall.

I bet they went to the mall to tell Santa my list.

yep that's probably it.

Okay finally... something I was included in.

Whew. We were going somewhere in the car balls.

I liked to kissie on Kenichi when he drives. hee hee.

Whoa! Cool beanballs.

We went to see Holiday lights in Gahanna.

I got to stroll too!

It was furry pretty!

I think I light up pretty good too!

Along the stroll, all these dog houses were fancied up for the holidays.

This one was a grist mill.

This dog house was a doll house.

Here's a toy shop.

How cool is that?

Knock knock!

I'll take 2 stuffies to go please!

Oh I guess I had to stop at the dog house bank

to get green papers for those stuffies.

nothing's free.

Ummm excuse me momma.

This post is about me not you.

Okay remember this picture.

Look close. The tree is half lit.

You'll see in my part two of my road trip that

it seems to be a theme around here.

Ha.. so me and momma (again? please)

stood by the lit up part and lit up our eyes too!

stayed tuned more to come.

Next stop Indiana for a date with the bird.

road tripballs

2011-11-27T23:05:00.004-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Happy belated turkey day to woos!

Jeepers...I have lots to tell you about.

I went on a road trip w/ momma.

Before we went, I guess I needed a tune up.

Yeppers- just the annual check up and shotballs.

I love the vet. I get ladees fondling me all over.

I just frog out and hop onto the table.

nutty- yup!

And instead of tuning up the carballs,

momma rented this one.

Can you see me?

Whoops. Here much better.

Backseat driver. That's me!

Off to O-H-I-O! I hope they are ready for me!

Buckeyes are nuts.. I'll fit right in.

More to follow.... stay tuned.

tah tah.

a nordude tale

2011-11-20T08:48:00.009-05:00

hi every bloggie

huh.. what do woo know?

I was on the trails again.

But as momma was looking thru all the fotos,

she noticed that most of the pics are of me high tailing it.

oh by the way the leafers all blew away.

okay come on back to me.

high tailing it....

right down the trail.

momma says I'm always on alert and I think

pretty highly of myself balls.

see... while looking for froggers.

high tail balls.

while cruising far ahead.

ummmm.......oops.

okay. For foto ops i'm beaten into submission to stay still.

But I still do cheese it up !

enjoying the pretty scenery.

ahhhh....

it was a beautiful day.

enough.. let's go.

oh tail up please.

rut roh... something's wrong.

my tail's down. The tree fell down and is in the way.

I guess that's my thinking tail.

what to do what to do.

okay all better.

Now we head over to the swimming hole.

There was a golden there that yapped, snarled and tried to bite me.

We didn't stick around. grrr.

I went to my own spot.

yep tail up for ruttering.

the shake off.

tail spin dry.

whoops.

bottoms up!

high tail it. woo might like it.

that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

happy sunday.

the chomp polka

2011-11-18T05:41:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

woos know every weekend morning,

i walkies with tula monstah

yeah we walkies on leash in the neighborhood

then head over to the fun zone.

tula seems to think its the chomp zone though....

see?!!!

okay, i read tula's bloggie and

everyone always says "poor tula you have to wear a string! he's lucky."

All I gotta say is YOU play with her.

go ahead i dare ya.

woos gotta be a little nutty to do it!

oh that's my impression of frosted flakes.

hee hee. TGIF

i'm appealin'

2011-11-17T00:01:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie

is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

Yep... on Halloweeners I went Bananas.

(yes- still posting from October- sigh- so far behind)

I went to a couple funballs events.

One was at Petsource and if momma gave them $5

I got a professional photo shoot with one print to take home.

that's me your cabana banana boy!

any one for a pina norwoodlata?

Here's the slideshow of all the dogs

but mine are on page 2

http://fredlevy.smugmug.com/Events/MosterBark2011/19789452_Z7CdBN

Wait not done.

I also ran in the Special Olympics 5k Trick or Trot with Momma.

I guess woo could say we were B-A-N-A-N-A-S

oops let that one slip out.

bye bye monkey brains.

wicked weather wednesday

2011-11-15T23:54:00.003-05:00

hi every bloggie!

remember halloween?

yah it was a few weeks ago already

but of course I'm way behind posting about it.

This year it was wicked crazy b/c u may remember the Northeast

was hit by a snow storm!

Yeppers that's me in the SNOW!

Oh man did it bring out my nutties.

Check it out.

Unfortunately we lost power for a few days because the trees couldn't handle all the wet heavy snow. Huge tree limbs fell on electrical wires like this one.

It was furry dangerous walking the streets.

And I'm not talking about walking with Tula. hee hee

It was dangerous because live wires were hidden by all the tree debris.

Oh don't worry...

that didn't stop me from getting my nutties on.

That's all for wicked weather wednesday.

always a day late and a dollar short over here.

tuesday's tweets

2011-11-14T23:41:00.008-05:00

hi every bloggie!

i have a confession to make.

see the blue tag i'm wearing?

when i'm home alone, this tag reads my brain balls

and let's me send my furry own twitter messages!

what? you say i can tweet all by myself? no human required

yup! it's called puppy tweets. it's super cool.

first off woo have to follow me on twitter to see them

but if woo don't, it's all good.

here's a few tweets pawed by me (not my human).

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Being a dog would be a better gig if we all got paid in bacon.

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Just called the vet and I'm up to date on my shots. So, I went ahead and cancelled that appointment...

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Just found out LOL means "laughing out loud". I thought it was Labrador on Labrador. This explains a lot...

my sexy ladee pal sophie had to respond to that one........

SophieBrador SophieBrador

@norwoodsworld I thought LOL meant Love Only Labradors, with the odd Chesador and Norwood thrown in for good measure. The last part inferred

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Once it loses the fuzz, chewing on a tennis ball just isn't all that thrilling...

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Gonna need to borrow the computer. Heard rumors about "printable bacon"...

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:They say people look like their pets, and I must say you are quite attractive.

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Reason # 96 that being a dog rules: No math!

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:You always claim you go out to bring home the bacon, but you never do! What part of "I love bacon" do you NOT understand?

norwoodsworld Norwood & Debi

norwood:Just updating my resume...was that a Bachelor's or Master's degree that I got from Obedience School?

hee hee tweeting is super funballs

what's the saying... when the humans away, i can still tweet all day!

sorry i kept that a secret for so long.

nuthin' better than fall

2011-11-14T00:00:00.001-05:00

hi every bloggie!

okay! right before the halloween snow storm,

I tried to hit all my favorite trails for leaf peeping.

Woos gotta see this.

Gates Pond was just beautiful!

Okay momma's hoping you didn't notice my bad home haircut

in this photo. Just focus on the leafers. I'm embarrassed.

This is the part we do zoomies!

Come on!

Wowee...

Okay back to me!

The squirrels are not the only ones nutty.

I think the orange/red leafers are my favorites.

I don't know. I can't decide.

What's your favorite color?

Huh me stay outta of the water.

I don't think so.

In fact, I always have to do my lochness monster impression

for Miss Shenanigans Shawnee the Shepherd

here's another angle.

What do ya think?

okay woo are here to see the leafballs.

more pretty views.

oops. hee hee

this one's from the pooper I'm mean blooper roll.

Ahhh.... nuthin' better than fall!

just nordudin'

2011-11-13T08:31:00.002-05:00

hi every bloggie!

happy sunday!

what have i been up to?

the usual. trail funballs. tree agilities. and meeting lil dudes.

ya know... just nordudin'

happy weekend.

leaf peeping

2011-11-08T05:49:00.004-05:00

hi every bloggie

just a quick update for you leaf peepers.
here ya go!

you can stop toe tapping now!
that's all folks

Mayzie's Rescue Me Week

2011-11-07T00:00:00.007-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Today we are participating in Mayzie's Rescue Me Week!

Ya know... I've been seeing more and more Blue Heelers around the area.

I even see us Heelers at festivals and on the trails now.

But I never ever see Akitas!

Except for Tula of course. So I decided to highlight Akitas for rescue.

See... I think they have trouble getting adopted and don't get as much attention as other hard to adopt breeds. Most of the ads read: please no kittehs, good in house but not so good outside, no kids under 12, Akita experienced owner and tolerates other dogs but needs to be loved by only you, only dog home please. Jeepers. Plus woo need to have super sized sleeping beds for these 100lbers.

Well... Toolie opened my eyes to the beauty of the breed. Yep she looks at me like I'm a piece of chicken but I'm use to it now. She shares her cookies and treats with me. She lets me zoomie in her backyard. She even lets me walk behind her now. She loves to kissie face w/ my momma too. Woo just have to get to know the Akita language and rules.

Nobody moves... nobody gets hurt. Hee hee just kidding. kinda.

Akitas are way cool.

Not a breed for everybody but you never know until woo meet one in pawson. I wanna introduce you to Matheo from the Akita Rescue of Western NY.

He comes with his own socks and duster. See! Cool breed.

---

Handsome dude. Let me tell you, when your walking down the street

with an Akita, it's like you're in a pawrade. People stop their cars and shout out the windows "is that an Akita? COOL DOG". And then I tell them I'm Certified Akita trained and people just say "that dude looks nutty". hmph.

Well just to prove Akitas can get along with others...

I'll leave you with our morning walkies.

They just have to get to know you.

If you are looking to adopt a dog, don't forget Akitas or an Akita Mix.

Woo might find a best friend who has a cookie face.

the best day EVAH!

2011-11-06T09:33:00.007-05:00

hi every bloggie!

Before that fun snow storm hit us, I was all over the trails

peeping out the leafers. I bet woo want to see too!

Let's go! High tailing it today!

Beautiful view.

No worries... the water wasn't that cold.

What's super funballs is finding dudes to romp with on the trail.

Check out this "i wanna be like Chester Brown" chocolate labradork.

He was no way as cool as Big Brown, who always delivers.

Dude runs like a girl. What he brought along a pom pom cheerleader?

Those Labradorks never cease to amaze me.

Then I ran into this yapper.

He's all the way from Puerto Rico. At least that's what my sniffer said.

Whoa... woo might get a carrot stick out of there!

(hee hee carrots are my fav snack -sometimes comes out whole)

I think he's afraid of my carrot shooter.

I thought this might be Tori, the new ladee over at Dogisgodinreverse bloggie.

Nope just some horse on the trail. Hey nice socks pal.

Then the best thing ever happened right around this corner.

A white tail deer was on the trail.

It took off. I went flying!

I was even out a bell ringer distance that momma kinda panicked.

When she found me, she started pointing her finger at me.

See the footage?

Ha ha... I know how to work her.

Let's just say I've never been happier!

Ah that was the best chase EVAH! Happy Fall!

wordless wednesday

2011-11-02T05:56:00.000-04:00

the grande finale conga line pawrade

2011-10-28T01:03:00.002-04:00

hi every bloggie?

it's here!it's here!

the grande finale for fright week in the paranorwood

the conga line pawrade!

are woos ready!

get your street side seat - click here!

enter the paranorwood and

hop on friday's grande finale

the house of chomp

2011-10-27T00:00:00.000-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Yipee I hope you are having funballs for fright week.

Today's scary tip...

Okay now you know how to handle ghosts

Come over to Thursday's House of CHOMP.

My ghost hunting society's new adventure is today

and you're gonna need to remember that tip.

Ready - Click here and go to Thursday's House of Chomp

wicked walkies wednesday

2011-10-25T06:07:00.006-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Woos ready to get your fright on!

Well before woo head over to wicked walkies wednesday

check out my halloweenie tipballs.

okay, are woo ready now?

walkies on over to the paranorwood and

click on the wicked walkies wednesday!

the monstah hill gang

2011-10-25T01:19:00.008-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Welcome back to fright week in the paranorwood!

Ahem I'm sorry to report we have a slight delay

with Toolie's Terrors on Tuesday post...

ummmm..I'm not gonna argue with her.

It'll be posted tomorrow but in the meantime...

enjoy this brief halloween interlude by the monstah hill gang.

yeah baby! Come back tomorrow for

Toolie's Terrors and Wicked Walkies Wednesday
Here's the video link- some of you said you couldn't see it.

it's alive! it's alive!

2011-10-24T01:29:00.007-04:00

hi every bloggie

fright week begins!

it's alive! it's alive!

the paranorwood is now live!

head over to the welcome page!

enter if woo dare! for muuuuaaah monday!

fall follies with tula

2011-10-22T08:53:00.008-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Lookie here.

That's a funballs place called Lake Boon.

It's pawfect on a warm afternoon!

and the leafers like to swim too!

Oh.. yeah... the swimming hole is pretty secluded.

Pawfect for a match of chomp zooomies.

Yep that's right. Not just zoomies... chomp zoomies.

Tula's here. She unhinges her jaw and alligator snaps

at me when I zoomie by her. See she's ready.

Game on!

I always forget the saying "Akitas don't play well with others"

she wants a piece of me... lookie!

Good thing she doesn't swim.

Well....we do have funballs together.

Here's the proof.

Momma wanted to save this one for last. She says it's classic me.

I get easily amused by anything the moves...

leafballs, my shadow, the waves... sigh.

If all goes as planned, the paranorwood fright week starts monday.

Get ready for some frightful funballs. muuuuaahh.

Thank you to those who sent in your costume pic

for the conga line pawrade.

A big ribbet shout to
Sarge for spreading the word!

monochrome mondays

2011-10-17T08:52:00.004-04:00

Umm... I'm trying to visit your bloggies and blogger keeps logging me out.
grrrrr...

a lazy sunday leafer peepin' afternoon

2011-10-16T09:13:00.004-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Fall balls has arrived!

Get your leaf peepers on because do I have some

beautiful fotos to show woo.

okay we'll start with moi!

sporting my autumn bandana collection.

Now ready? Last weekend it was an unbelievabley

hot day. It was 89F here in Masterchewsitts.

So I had to hit a trail that had swimming.

Yeppers we went to the Hop Brook Marsh Conservation Land

which is also connected to the Sudbury Memorial Forest trail

See leaf peepers! Pops of colorful fall foliage!

woo might remember I've been here a few times.

And the trail goes along an abandoned railroad track.

To get to part of the trail, woo have to walk on the

scary see-thru railroad track bridge.

Underneath is the river. Woo can see thru the tracks.

Ready.... eeeeee oouwzer!

Then woo have to go thru froggerville marsh land. That's my favorite part. Here's me with fun aunt dee.

Tula doesn't go on the trails

so FAD goes with us. Some day Tula.

See how pretty it is....

whoops forgot something.

insert moi!

I swam like a fishies.

Come lookies.

Yeppers the sunbeams couldn't keep up with me.

I was having fun catching those stick fishes.

Until FAD wanted to take my stick fishies.

Rot roh. The teacher came out.

I got a good talkin' too.

Luckily my attention span is 5 seconds and

I forgot about it. Now where's that stick fish.

Umm... I don't droolies much but look close.

I have a nice stringer hanging. Cool huh?

Back at another pool.

I'm ready for action. Usually I see black snakes to catch around here.

awww.. a reflecting moment.

swimming leafers

Yup. Fall balls does me happy!

Okay peepers.. pack'em up until next time.

the Paranorwood Fright Week Fast Approaching!

2011-10-14T05:45:00.005-04:00

hi every bloggie!

TGIF TGIF

the big fright week PARANORWOOD 2011 is coming fast!

I'm still looking for woos to send me your halloween costume

photos for the grande finale pawrade.

here's me all ready for it last year.

And woo have to revisit the pawrade from last year.

You'll definitely want to be in on it this year!

congaline-costume-parade by norwoodsworld

Make your own| Clone and edit

Woo can wear a real costume or photochop one on!

Send to norwoodunleashed AT gmail.com by Oct 23rd.

See it's not that bad....gulp

Fright Week starts Oct 24-28...

the Paranorwood.

the norwood

2011-10-12T00:09:00.002-04:00

peep show

2011-10-11T00:17:00.007-04:00

hi every bloggie!

lah lah dee doo dah.. home alone again.

do you ever feel like someone's watching woo?

hey wait a minute!

is that you?

Come on! Let me out!

Please! Please please!

Wait a minute! I'm not gonna strip teaz for you!

I'm already nude and it's not that kinda pawtee.

Thanks for nothing!

Sigh....

peep show over.

a weekend at nordude's

2011-10-09T10:33:00.003-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Forget about spending a Weekend at Bernies!

Spend it with ME!

We'll hit one of my favorite trails.

The Delaney Wildlife Mgmt area in Stow MA.

Lookie the trees are starting to turn beautiful.

Okay enough looking.

It's time for the funballs.

Alright! I'm waiting!

You coming for the weekend now?

a dude about town

2011-10-08T08:17:00.004-04:00

hi every bloggie!

I thought I'd take today to update woo all

on what's happening around town.

With fall here, I've been about town under the moonlight

on my walkies. Arooooo!

I get to catch the high school football games too!

go hawks go!

I get to wait in line for the bratwurst stand

at the football games. I'd like 2 please hold the mustard.

I'm still looking for my frogger pals in the lil waterfall pond.

Not many in the river or frog pond this year.

Whoops. Like I feel like frog legs for dinner tonight.

On the menu.

New England humans LOVE halloweenie.

Lots of bean pads are decorated.

Buuaaahhh! I dare!

The leaf peeper season is coming.

We have some color but not alot yet.

I got my peepers on for woo.

The sunset gets earlier and earlier.

Here's my last trip around Gates Pond. I use to

go w/ momma after work but now it's too dark.

There be coyotes and deer and skunks...

not a good recipe for an offleash funballs run.

Well that's what momma says.

Oh and I wanted to show you my idol.

This old man dude is from Norway.

He walkies around Gates Pond every day w/ his newfie mix.

He's known as the legend. You know him by the goggles.

He never leaves home w/ out them.

And finally, I keep running into my blue heeler pal Hoosier

See! He's the dude w/the white spot on his head.

pssst- on the right w/the blue tagballs.

Here we are doing what we do best...

That's all for this week's dude about town.

happy saturday!

happy world smile day

2011-10-07T06:33:00.002-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Thanks to Sugar, Maggie Mae and Dory for

reminding me it's Happy World Smile Day!

I'm always smiling doing what I do best!

dirty boyz rule!

okay! Smile On!

wordless wednesday

2011-10-05T00:09:00.000-04:00

a norwood runs thru it!

2011-10-03T00:00:00.002-04:00

hi every bloggie!

I can't believe the weekend's over.

Oh well, at least I can tell woo what I did now.

I went to a new trail.

I heard about it from my neighborhood heeler pal hoosier.

I guess back in the 1700's people use to come here

to get lime, burn it and turn it into plaster.

The quarry is still here and they have a great trail system around it.

It's called the Bob Horton Memorial Trail.

Here I am looking over the lime walls

to see the algae pool of water. Woo are not suppose to

get too close to the edge. Momma put me on a string to

keep me safe. I can be a bit of a daredevil at times.

See it's all algae.

I don't even think froggers were in there.

And super cool boulders were everywhere.

According to the trail guide, they came from the ledges a few 100 feet north,

carried by the mile thick sheet of moving ice

during the glaciers (15,000 yrs ago).

That's a long time ago.

I thought they were pretty funballs to climb on.

okay, ready to hike with me?

Let's do this....

Yeppers... another weekend another trail.

Don't forget to get your costumes on & take a pic.

Send it to me by Oct 22nd

for the Paranorwood Grande Finale Conga Line Pawrade

Visit my Paranorwood site for details!

king of the mountain!

2011-10-01T23:25:00.008-04:00

hi every bloggie

On the trail again....

On the weekends, I hit the trails again.

It's been awhile but I went

back to the Mt Pisgah Conservation Area

Yeppers you heard right. I climbed a mountain.

It's not a big one but it had some steep climbs for sure.

Umm I don't have many fotos

because momma got a little lost on the trails.

We probably did the same loop a gazillion times and she was getting mad.

Plus I went off on a wild animal chase.... yah.

I was put on a string after that. sigh.

But we finally hit one of the summits

Here I am! Woo are suppose to be able to see Boston

from here. I couldn't..

In fact, if you haven't noticed, I feel like I'm in a fishbowl.

momma got a fun lense for her iPhone

from photojojo called fisheye.

Makes me seemed contained. Nice try.

Forget hills.. I'm king of the mountain!

Now I know why Shawnee the Shepherd

loves hiking mountains so much!

And for those of woos who missed yesterday's news,

the 3rd annual Fright Week in the Paranorwood was announced.

Get your costume pics in for the grande finale pawrade!

Go to the site so you can get in on the best conga line ever!

saturday morning nortunes

2011-10-01T10:51:00.005-04:00

hi every bloggie!

it's saturday and no better way

to spend the day than watching nortunes!

here ya go!

I'm pretty cool as a cartoon I think. don't u?

Oh and I got some great news!!!

Now that it's Octowbah!

I'm getting ready for

the 3rd annual Fright Week in the Paranorwood

Check out the site for details about the Paranorwood

and the Grande Finale Pawrade! Get your costume pics in to me.

(psst. the site has the details)

Spread the word and post my banner above.

If you need the code, let me know.

wacky wednesday

2011-09-28T05:45:00.004-04:00

hi every bloggie!

Guess who?

Yeppers that's moi!

Here I am on my morning walkies.

I'm not only known as Nordude...

but aka the Flasher.

huh? I hope I don't get arrested for lewd acts.

happy humping....

oops there i go again.

i don't taste like chicken

2011-09-26T00:00:00.005-04:00

hi every bloggie!

It's me! Every weekend, I hang out at the park.

and Tula meets me there.

Oh yeah. See we are chillin' like villians

But I always get a strange feeling.....

ummm... watching my back.

See! Tula's always licking her lips around me!

I think Tula thinks I taste like chicken.

Is it because I'm free range?

Chomp.

king of the world

2011-09-25T10:56:00.006-04:00

hi every bloggie

Jeepers it's already late into Septembah

and I'm still posting my August photos.

WTF!

Oh well the last weekend of August

I got to do one my new favorite things

Kayak!!!

Yeppers I put on my swim outfit

it comes with a handle.

i don't know but my FAD (fun aunt dee)

thinks it's funny. hardee har har

Well I think I look super fly!

This one's for the ladees.

Your boy toy here.

I can swim like a fishee in that vest.

I swam right over to the island.

I took it over ! froggeh boy de isle

Oh wait... FAD has sun chips.

Gotta go!

And we paddled off to the coast.

I met up with this little dude.

He was all in my bidnezz

I had to show him how to fish.

But dude wasn't interested so we did zoomies for a bit.

Then off to the other islands.

whoa! you gots to have good balance

to be king of the world!

I'm gonna miss kayaking.

See you next summer.

TGIF

2011-09-23T09:30:00.002-04:00

hi every bloggie!

I don't know what it is...
but something always comes over me on Fridays!

funballs friday

2011-09-16T09:10:00.003-04:00

hi every bloggie!

It's Funballs Friday!

Have a ball too!

TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF

wordless wednesday

2011-09-14T05:42:00.001-04:00