Thursday, January 21, 2010

diary of a stick hustler

hi every bloggie
What's it like to be a stick hustler? Well... let me sing you a diddy- music please..
Boink bacha boing boing... First you look for that perfect stick!

Boink bacha boing boing... and then you cover it with your lips
Boink bacha boing boing... You caress it with a gentle kiss

Boink bacha boing boing... and they you carry it off like this.
Boink bacha boing boing... you give that stick a little dip
Boink bacha boing boing... And run fast with a real tight grip

stick solo! bada bada baddadda bing bong

Boink bacha boing boing... oh yeah.. stick hustling is a man's thang
Boink bacha boing boing... it's not easy hustling all day long
Boink bacha boing boing...


  1. I do that sport too. Oh course not with so much bouncing.


  2. You're awesomeness is extremely awesome today Norwood! Wow...I am TOTALLY impressed! Boink bacha boing boing...
    your cat pal,

  3. Stumpy has a thng for stick hustlers, well, one in particular!

  4. My what strong teeth you have Norwood!
    love ya,
    p.s. keep on jingling all the way!

  5. You sure can carry a hefty stick, I do not bother with all this stick or ball thing, I am too busy reading and leaving pee-mail. The Mop tries to carry tree trunks daft dog.

  6. I should have known you were the stick meister- like the sounds you make as you proudly walk along.

  7. I love your work...and oddly am left cringing for some reason I can't quite put my finger on. ;)

  8. Norwood we all would get along so good. Sticks are just the best. We even let the girl have one once in a while...

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

  9. Cool, Buffy was dancing to the beat!

  10. Go Norwood...go Norwood!!

    You are an expert stick hustler dude!!


  11. Oh Norwood...just another thing we have in common. However, my mom gets nervous though because I have a habit of trying to run through trees with a long stick in my mouth.
    Sorry I missed you at camp yesterday, I played hookie with Mom!
    <3 Lacey

  12. I wonder if we khould use THAT to khatch THE MONSTER???


  13. Norwood, you have great sticks there! And so much fun!


  14. That is a great song Norwood - it was very helpful for teaching us kitties, because we don't know much about sticks!

  15. Baily is also a stick hustler, and stealer, and destroyer

  16. I would definitely enjoy more entries from the Diary of a Stick Hustler. Boink bacha boing! I sure would. You go, Norwood!

  17. Boink bacha boing boing...
    I see you have fun outside :-)
    Its always nice to see yoy Norwood

    ((((HUGS)))) Kareltje =^.^=

  18. Hiya Norwood - oh wow! We stick hustle too and now you've done this post we feel everso manly and butch about it, brilliant! You hustle with such style and grace Norwood - we bow to the master! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

  19. You get to have so much fun Norwood! I spent the day in the groomers! Life seems so unfair!!

  20. Mitch was gnawing on a stick today but he didn't fetch it himself! Mom found it outside and brought it into the workshop to toss into the fire but Mitch rescued it before it got there! That boy loves to chew sticks!
    You always have the most fun, Norwood!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  21. Hi there Norwood - you better come over and give Ruger & Neve some stick hustling lessons, 'cause they look at me strange when I throw a stick, and say that they only chase round things like balls and frisbees.


  22. TD wants to come find sticks with you - we don't have any big sticks in our yard. He thinks it looks like so much fun. He says you can do the singing, he'll do the hustling.

    Woos, Phantom and Thunder

  23. Norwood ROCKS!!!
    Licks and sniffs,
    Zack, Sassy and Buddy

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  25. Hi, Norwood!
    I can see how much you like sticks!
    I looked at your picture and I was singing at the same time!
    Next time I go out for a walkie... I will look for a stick too!
    Kisses and hugs

  26. hello norwood its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow amayzing!!! now wen do we yooze the stik to shoot pool and hussel munny frum the skwares??? i think that a. nonamus karakter mite be a gud mark for us to start with!!! ok bye

  27. it's just a stick-- puggeash! and why do you want to kiss it.. don't make no sense.

    if that's what you want to do...


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