It's friday It's friday! Wahoo that means another round of eyewatch. This week's edition- dangerous sightings. Lately you'd think I live in a very dangerous place.
I was minding my own business back over Memorial Day. I always head to the frog pond and field behind the local high school when I came across this signage.
WTF??? Did I take a wrong turn and walk all the way to TEXAS? So I surveyed the area. Huh.. so far no biggie. Right?
Then I spotted this..... .gasp. What in the world??? I moved in closer.
HOLY CRAP. One bull moved in to check me out then the entire herd moved behind him. ALL eYes on moi! I didn't make a sound. I didn't move. Quickly snapped a shot and quietly turned away. I know I know... I am part cattle dog. What's the problem... okay.. you first.
So then I thought no better place to feel safe than at grad skool. But no... eYe put my eYes on an incredible sight. Seems some moose ... yep a Mango moose was bucking and howling at me when I came to skool last week. As teacher's pet, I'm gonna have to talk to trainer dude about who he's letting into class.
Then I get to my car. Ummm....Someone had her eYes on me.
I was feeling a bit like deli meat. I bet Tula's thinking "I'll take a 1/2 lb of norwood sliced thin for my tula monstah sandwich".
I know the rules.. just like with the bulls.. nobody moves nobody gets hurt.
Okay that's enough of this eYewatch friday! Be safe out there.
I was minding my own business back over Memorial Day. I always head to the frog pond and field behind the local high school when I came across this signage.
WTF??? Did I take a wrong turn and walk all the way to TEXAS? So I surveyed the area. Huh.. so far no biggie. Right?
Then I spotted this..... .gasp. What in the world??? I moved in closer.
HOLY CRAP. One bull moved in to check me out then the entire herd moved behind him. ALL eYes on moi! I didn't make a sound. I didn't move. Quickly snapped a shot and quietly turned away. I know I know... I am part cattle dog. What's the problem... okay.. you first.
So then I thought no better place to feel safe than at grad skool. But no... eYe put my eYes on an incredible sight. Seems some moose ... yep a Mango moose was bucking and howling at me when I came to skool last week. As teacher's pet, I'm gonna have to talk to trainer dude about who he's letting into class.
Then I get to my car. Ummm....Someone had her eYes on me.
I was feeling a bit like deli meat. I bet Tula's thinking "I'll take a 1/2 lb of norwood sliced thin for my tula monstah sandwich".
I know the rules.. just like with the bulls.. nobody moves nobody gets hurt.
Okay that's enough of this eYewatch friday! Be safe out there.
What a great shot!
ReplyDeleteWoo do know not to argue with girls!!
BTW, I've got akhcess to THE perfekht pressie fur Tula and Fun Aunt D ;-)
Khall my cell and we'll chat!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Thank dog your peanut butter and potassium levels were replished so you had the energy to deal with all these threats!
ReplyDeleteyeehaw Herding Tula - herding Norwood
ReplyDeleteYuh, Norwood, not a horse, OK? I hope you little midget dogs have fun at skool this week.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
hey beep beep,
ReplyDeletei just wanted a ride. droolies. droolies.
not sure what lady MFT's got in mind... uh. maybe woo shouldn't call her.
TM
Happy Eyewatch Friday Norwood! Come on...there's room in there for Tula in I...scoot over & lets go! On second thought, why don't you drive and I'll be the nagigator. My people are taking off again next week so they'll never even miss me!
ReplyDeleteyour cat pal,
Bruce:)
Woos Norwood! Now, Mango Man is not a cow, and neither is Tula, they are just very big doggies.... this is one of those things woo learn when woo go to school. As fur the rodeo coming to woo town, am sure it will not be there fur long, dangerous things are things like gators, bees and bears oh my!
ReplyDelete~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
It's because you are so adorable, Norwood!
ReplyDeleteSam
Norwood, you seem to be irresistable wherever you go! I think you were wise in exercising caution there!
ReplyDeleteBunny
Norwood, Mango just called you a MIDGET DAWG. You gonna take that lying down????
ReplyDeleteYou can't really blame everyone for having their eYes on you! You're so fascinating!! Stay safe out there though! Feeling like deli meat sounds scary!
ReplyDeleteWags,
Zona
Whew! How skeery! Did you know my mom is SKEERED SILLY of cows? Not just bulls but cows. She says that they've got shifty little eyes and they would eat YOU if they could. So you did the right thing by staying far, far away.
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Wow, that would have been very stranger to see all of that. Glad you're safe!
ReplyDeletejust lovely :D
ReplyDeleteKissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii
Norwood - Here's the plan. Get a really big brother to hang out with you and let's see who calls you a midget. Strength in numbers my friend!
ReplyDeleteThe Road Dogs
NorDude - You need to start taking vitamins, steroids or something.
ReplyDeleteP.S. - Come on down and hang with The Herd - we would love the company.
Wow Norwood you got it rough.. First cows then Mango then Tula.. You get watch out... If you need some help we will be right over...
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Don't make eye contact! Don't make eye contact! Don't -- oh crap!
ReplyDeletejust walk away from the herd slowly...
ReplyDeleteHAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
ReplyDeleteWishing you a fun, safe and well fed holiday.
Cheers!
!