sit.. stay.. snooze city

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Okay get this. I'm in grad skool working on my masters degree in refined conductology. Well for most of the class I have to sit and pay attention to mom. Boring. To make things worse, I'm also made to sit and calmly watch the big moose mango! How much did I pay for this class?

This must be the supersized modified class, Tula is in it too. I must have signed up for the wrong class. I'm not 100+lbs and SLOW.

But still, I have to sit and watch calmly. Boring... snoooze city.

Then I almost fell asleep when forced to watch the mango moose complete the agility course. It was like watching paint dry.

And the cherry on the top was watching these two wide loads copy each other. And mango has the nerve to sway his fruit bearing bottom at me too.

Grad skool is so over rated.

show stealer!

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Thank you every bloggie for the birthday wishes! I even met new bloggie pals who came over from froggie pantaloon wearin' Miss Khyra and Bendy Merdie's bloggie! Or was it the cake... not sure but glad to meet you all.

So get this.... I have grad skool on Saturday mornings. Yeppers and that Relentless Huge Mango comes to class with me and so does cousin Tula Monstah. You'd think there would be a size limit but nooooo.. Don't worry I still maintain my suck up teacher's pet status. See.. that's me in my super khool bandana from JD & Max. They sent it to me all the way from Egypt. Their FH took a vacation there a zillion years ago and thought of me during her vacation! Can you believe it? It's my name in hieroglyphics. Anyways.... back to class.

Since it was my birthday, I brought in delicious cookies for everyone and asked for a group foto. Everybody had to wear a fancy pirate party hat! I must warn you that this is a full inclusion class. It includes our graduate ruffian dogs- like Tula so you'll understand why we are not close together.

I tried to maintain the spotlight like a good birthday boy but that RH kept pestering me. Next thing I knew he slithered like a snake right up to me. LOOOKIEE! esch! a moose up close!

Then he had the nerve to pull out his crayon and try to write me a birthday message.

It is NOT that type of pawtee...

Dude.. get ahold of yourself. You know what they say about mouth breathers. I'm just saying. Nonetheless, it was a great birthday class! Peewee can you talk to your brudder about appropriate pawtee etiquette!

PS after class that night Mango was sickies! Dude feel better! You have all my pawsitive energy and I'll even bring more cookies to class!

homework assignments

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Whew! I'm glad you had fun with me yesterday at the paws in the park. From your comments it appears pizza pie frisbee may be a hit in dog sports. Also, it was super hot but never fear, there was a doggie water park area with lots of pools. I spent lots of time in there. See!

Okay get this! my grad skool program also attended the Paws in the Park. Of course I had to stop by because I am a teacher's pet. That's what Tula and Peewee say at least.

You see my trainer dude Paul- featured below! Not only is he everywhere I go but he's been giving lots of homework.

See his logo? Nice huh?

Well he had me try to pose like the logo as a homework assignment.

I think I nailed it! Don't you? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Next please....

Then Paul told me that not only is a PhD from good dog grad skool classes enough but I have to take the Canine Good Citizen test too! You might remember Frankie took it and passed. So a couple weeks ago, I went ahead to take the test. sigh. One good thing is the registration money went to Save A Dog which the rescue that sponsored the Paws in the Park event. See how it all comes together...

Here's me waiting.. ah yes.. cool as a cucumber. You should see the person holding the camera. Um.. she's making me nervous. Lookie lookie! My gal pals Lacey and Stella both took the test with me! Double hubba hubba

I didn't get actual pictures of me during the test but I have the results! drum roll please......

Click to biggify... 8 out of 10. Not bad but I gotta take it again. Not so easy peasy. At least I'm not ALL bad but that means more homework. Sigh.. I'll just have to stock up on more hot dogs for training.

They say never bite the hand that feeds you. Well that's Paul trainer dude's hand... can't I just nibble on it for all the extra homework?

wordless wednesday!

graduate skool....to be continued

(that's what the last slide was suppose to show)

eYewatch friday! #21

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This week I have a special edition of eYewatch Friday. Yep, I - me- moi- was asked to model. My dog trainer Paul has a cartoon dog for his logo. Insert the red airplane ear dog here- over there . Paul says I look like the logo, except I'm not red. Well, here comes the homework assignment. Can you take a photo with a yellow ball hanging out the side of your mouth?

Piece of cake! Easy Peezy... No Problemo! Okay you tell me. Here are the modeling out-takes.

I happen to think standing is better. Nope.. Paul doesn't.

How about a profile shot? No... not good enough.

But I really don't want to look directly into the camera! You might fall under my love spell.

Insert break time.... music please la dah dee doo dah

Okay how about this one? Getting closer but no cigar.

Here here this is it... nope the ear tuck won't work. Airplane ears.. work the airplane ears!

Insert more break time. This went on for awhile. Geez privacy please! just freshening up!

Oh yeah.. I think we got a weiner.. I mean winner.

What do you think? Paul better like it. And the eYewatch shot- my eyebrows are saying TGIO- thank god it's over Happy eYewatch! TGIF Oops almost forgot to thank my modeling partner for today. Mr. Harry Funballs! Thanks!