Saturday, September 12, 2009

oh H-E-double toothpicks NO!

hi every bloggies!

I can't believe this is happening to me! Do you remember this scene-stealing squirrel in the news? Apparently he's too big for Canada now and travelled south.
Yep.. he seems to be stealing all the scenes from me now.
Looks like we are best buds. I think not. Remember.. I'm always suppose to be the cutest in the photo. He doesn't even wear bandanas.
He's even taking over my sleeping nest area to pose. I thought I heard some chattering. I thought it was a dream. I guess not.
Tula didn't know it but he snuck into her shot too!
And as I looked at old photos.. he came to my Day Camp festival. Had the nerve to pose with me and my REAL friend Ozzy. You better look out.. Ozzball thinks you look delicious.
He even tried to train me during class. Dude- I'm gonna ignore that comment. Train yourself to stop stealing scenes. Go suck on a nut.
He came to the cape.. good thing I had other things on my mind than pay attention to him. And squirrels can't swim- can they?

He tried to be the front seat driver. Excuse me - That's my job.. move over you nut job.
And I didn't even realize he came to day camp with me one day. Well we did have fun out of the play set. Can't beat'em join'em- right?


  1. hahaha That's hilarious. Funny post!

  2. Norwood, that squirrel doesn't have any ears? he could never steal your scene!!!

  3. Chir-chir-chir-chir - sorry that chubbycheeks has decided to tail (hehee) you everywhere. You certainly have a pretty good attitude about it!!!
    xo Sammie

  4. Oh Norwood, we're sorry, but this was such a funny post, our female human was giggling so loudly we wondered what was wrong with her! We have to say - that squirrel certainly DOES know how to steal a scene, he he he! But he could never be cuter than you, no matter where he pops up. Hey, any doggie that sports eyebrows like us are always going to be the cutest critter on the block - right?! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

  5. Hey Norwood, just give that photo hog a little kick in his nuts (oops, did I really say that) when he's not looking! I meant the nuts he's got saved up for winter!
    Just a suggestion to distract the little bugger!
    your pal,
    hey I'm just trying to watch your back!

  6. Norwood, tell that silly squirrel that he should at least go to get some modeling that all he's pose? Don't worry about him, no one is looking at him Norwood, you're still stealing the show!
    your friend,
    p.s. tell your Mom that my sister & I always had to get identical b-day gifts, otherwise we were jealous of what the other one got...I wouldn't call that too good at sharing. I took my sister on a virtual tour with me when I went to Mounts Botanical Garden this morning. She wasn't feeling very well emotionally this morning, so she liked it a lot:)

  7. Hi Norwooooooooooooooood
    All those squirrels on your beautiful shots :(
    Why ??
    It looks so silly..
    But it makes my mommy smile,
    she sad a squirrel IS CUTE,
    but I prefer you on all those shots
    ALONE ..... :)

    Kareltje the silly Dutch cat

  8. ahahahahahahha!!! Don't worry Norwood, nobody can ever steal YOUR SCENE, you're just lovely!

    Kiss you dear!

  9. Norwood, Nobody could stand you up. A good sharp growl and a nip in the butt and he will never return. Protect what is yours.

    licks and sniffs, Sasha

  10. I didn't want to mention it before, but he was really bothering me a lot on that dog walk we went on (that is why I was so cracker dog). I think you need a restraining order.


  11. Oh I have a devil-squirrel that live in my yard & taunts me. I say let Ozzy have him!

  12. Man, that little dude sure gets around!

  13. Nowwood
    I was weally getting mad at that squiweely kid stealing all youw scenes (of couwse , he isn't neawly as handsome as you, so I still only saw you), but then I saw, in the end he wouldn up being a good play pal..I guess noone can wesist you..not even that squiwwel
    smoochie kisses

  14. Darn that squirrel trying to take all your thunder..
    We wish you could come and teach us to swim too. Callie certainly would give it a go..

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

  15. Maybe you can take him frog-hunting and lose him in the lilypads. He probably can't swim very well - his arms look too short.

    woos, the OP Pack

  16. Hi, Norwood!
    That squirrel is everywhere!
    Glad you had fun with him at the end!
    Kisses and hugs

  17. w00fs, those ole bad squeerls r everywhere...

    b safe,

  18. Hey Norwood. Just eat the damn thing before he gets to YOUR nuts...just some advice...

  19. you look adorably sweet in your bed sandy

  20. Hey Norwood, thanks for letting your little squirrel friend come & hop into my beer last night. Gave Kevin & I quite a chuckle at dinner. Happy Sunday:)
    love ya,
    p.s. I am very good at sharing. My Mom taught me well. It was only those early, formative years when I had trouble. It is acutally what gives me my most joy these days...sharing:)

  21. Hey mate, you got it all wrong. It was Molly's birthday, not Inky's.
    We appreciate the well wishes all the same. But you can mark this one in the diary, Feb 20th is Inky's and also our Pinkie's. Isn't that lovely, the Inky and the Pinkie...

  22. Don’t worry, Norwood, you definitely still are the cutest in the photos! I just don't know why my Mom loughed so hard all the time reading this post.
    Dingo in Germany


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