Wednesday, March 03, 2010

celebrity rehab- season norwood

hello every bloggie
Today I have a confession to make.. sigh. Please please keep it down. This post is not for weak stomachs. You can turn away now if you like and return to normal posting tomorrow.
I, Mr. Norwood
like to track down certain things. Usually I can find it near these tracks.
I find it all over my field as well.
Yes.. I Mr. Norwood am addicted to poop.
I search high and low, along the river and the fields
to search out these delectable treats.
I am ready to face my addiction. Please help me Dr. Drew.
I need your help. Mom says so....
You can catch me on this season of Celebrity Rehab.. sigh. Oh during my rehab stint, I found a creative outlet. I decided Miss Khyra needed a t-shirt for Merdie... check it out-khamp khyra t-shirts.

I'll see you soon.. I hope- poop free. I guess you don't want any smoochie kisses right now.


  1. Norwood!
    Sure you have a big problem!
    I hope you time in rehab will help you!
    Let us know how it goes, ok?
    Kisses... errr... and hugs!

  2. So, if a frog poops in the forest, will woo be there to khonsume it?

    As fur the t-shirt, tres khool!

    Maybe woo need to khome to Khamp Khyra if this other rehab doesn't work fur woo!

    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

  3. you sure do need help but I know you are strong enough to make it through

  4. Oh I feel quite sick, its good you are seeking help. Shush Pip eats Rabbit poo.

  5. Eoooooooo stink breath hehehe.


  6. I think Lacie's brother, Scruffy, will sign up. Personally, I see nothing wrong there. I always pick up all the rabbit poop in my yard and goose poop is just wonderful. No worries, just remember to brush your teeth.


  7. Oh Norwood!!

    First Tinkerbell (our not so darling cat) brings a dead blackbird into the house this morning and then we read about you eating 'poo'!!!

    We don't feel much like lunch!

    Hope the rehab works!

    take care
    Clive and the NSLM

  8. Here's some info you should keep in mind for your next hike Norwood:
    Tips to help you identify animal poop:
    Where do you live? Your location tells us what kinds of animals are likely to live in your area. For example, polar bears don't live in Florida so the scat cannot be from a polar bear.:)Describe your habitat. Is it wooded, grassy, near water, rocky, mountainous, hilly, sandy, etc. For example, thirteen-lined ground squirrels don't live in tall grass. So scat wouldn't be from them if found in tall grassy area. Determine its size both in length and width.
    Identify its form. Is it round like a pellet? Tubular? Are the ends flat or pointed or is one end flat and the other pointed?Is it smooth from one end to the other? Or is it segmented like a natural fibered rope?Is there one dropping or multiple? Can you identify any hair or food particles in the droppings? Sometimes corn, berries, seeds, and insect wings aren't completely digested.
    What time of day do you find the droppings? Would they have been left at night or during the day?
    Is it a one time event or does it occur in the same general spot for several days? What state are you from and what type of habitat do you reside in (ie. woods, urban, suburban, agricultural etc.) as this helps us know what types of animals live in your area.
    There's even an app for identifying tracks & poop!
    Have fun!
    your pal,
    p.s. I bury mine, so don't go digging it up!

  9. WHAT??? Poop isn't considered a normal snack???

  10. You have taken the first step have admitted you have a problem. Good Luck with the rehab!


  11. Have you been wakin' up hunched over the toilet? No? Do you have blackouts after a poop binge? No?
    Are these cravin's all you can think about. Yes?

    2 outta 3 ain't bad. I'd say you are perfectly normal for a cracker dawg.

    If you wanna cut back just send the overflow to me. That's what dawg friends are for.

    Woofs and stinky slobbers,
    Chester ;0=)

  12. Khamp Khyra BOL
    We know too much about rehab in our home, Norwood. Why would you want to stop tracking and eating poop though? I like you just the way you are!

  13. Like Chester and Frankie said... Well, I have the same issues, but haven't considered the rehab route. Just can't stop myself tho, so I unnnerstand totally... But my peeps think I am totally gross and gnarly - there's a lot of doggy toothpast and brushes around here heheh - I like that too.
    xo Sammie

  14. Norwood that must be a Heeler thing. The Red's are big into poop treats too. Someone told Dad that if he feeds us a piece of pineapple that will get us to quit. We haven't tried it yet since Mom always forgets to buy pineapple when she is shopping..
    What a cool shirt..
    Norwood, Mom is not sure if she told you the wrong date for Callie's Birthday or not but her Birthday is March 31st. We got a really sweet card from Stumpy yesterday.. Stumpy said she just needs to celebrate all month...

    Big Sloppy Kisses
    Gus, Louie and Callie

  15. We think rehab at Camp Khyra would be a lot of fun. Norwood, not that we are admitting anything, but you are not alone in your addiction.

    Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  16. Hi Norwood. You aren't the only one - we have a doggie cousin who is the same way!

  17. What do you say we just shake paws...

  18. I poop always in my litterbox
    maybe you can do it also

    Hugs Kareltje =^.^=

  19. We were going to tell you that if you came to our house you'd be in goosiepoopHeaven but this would not be going in the right direction for your rehab, Norwood! Oh well.

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  20. Wasn't that an old Robert Palmer song? "You're gonna have to face it you're addicted to poop ..."

  21. Dude, you've got to kick that habit of yours. Seriously. I mean, rolling in it? Ok. I do that so it's fine. But eating the stuff?? Cmon...


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