I had a super weekend. Look what I found? 
Yep I found this great soccer ball! Hairless and skinless- it was in a sad state. I might have to call my wild dingo pal Loki to see if he has any furdoo left for it?!!
Shoot.. Loki was all out! He used it up for his men's hairclub foto shoot.
Oh well, I still think any balls are fun! huh? ha I know those dirty minds are spinning right now but I am NOT going there! This is a PG 13 blog.
Back to the game- I am most masterful at dribbling! See!
Hmm.. shall I post my raw video footage? I think so, you will be most impressed.
Presenting to you- master baller norwood:
Oh yeah! Score Goal! I can bend'em like Beckham, especially now that he's injured!
He's got nothing on me...
right?
Hi, Norwood!
ReplyDeleteMy mom says Beckham is "cute" but of course your are cuter than him!
Not fake tanning and not fake... well you know!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
He's not bad but we are khwite khoncerned about his taste in 'women' -
ReplyDeleteI mean...isn't he afraid of BREAKING her?
My patio pal Mr Toad was bakhk Sunday night - I might have khyssed him a bit roughly -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
PeeEssWoo: I'm still more of a football gal - I played some more on Sunday night!
If you look carefully, we think, you can see a bit a brown in those underpants that mum starched for him...
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don't come out bent, go right ahead and bend it wild.
What a find!
Hi Norwood - great find there. And that Beckham human, he's got nothing on you! We think he must be a bit dim actually, as he doesn't seem able to dress himself! Well, he doesn't wear much does he?! So - Beckham Smeckham! You're the dude that's got it going on! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
ReplyDeleteright ? life is such anadventure for you .. I love it Norwood sandy
ReplyDeleteGreat moves, pal. And that wet and wild roaching photo in the end will get the gals going for sure (even Miss Tula).
ReplyDeleteStill no sit / stay practice for PeeWee. maybe he is planning on a cram session Friday night.
Slobbers,
Mango
You are much better than Beckham, its a shame you can not get the wage packet.
ReplyDeleteNot a thing Norwood. You are a master ball handler - in a PG-13 sort of way. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat is one grrrreat find you made there, Norwood. Super moves .
ReplyDeleteGrrrreat find there buddy!!!
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! Fantastic!!! Yah! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDelete"Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!" -- Eric Cartman
ReplyDeleteYou look grrreat Norwood, butt where can I find this Beckham guy?
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Star.
You are waaaaaay cuter than Beckham, Norwood! And you've got better moves!
ReplyDeleteAire-hugs,
Penny & Patches
All Beckham has going for him is the ham in his name. He's got nothing on you, my flirty furiend. You spotted your Holly again? I will tell her about your naughtiness in day camp, but maybe I should give you her cell phone so you two can hook up.
ReplyDeleteTwinkie
Norwood, you have it all over Beckham - you are the real thing!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Norwood, Gus here, I will be right over.. I love those slightly used soccer balls. Shaking them is the best..
ReplyDeleteBig Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
nope he sure has nothing on you!
ReplyDeleteGreat ball skills Norwood.
ReplyDeleteFlyball next perhaps ;-)
Wizz :-)
Great footie skills Norwood! And bending it like Beckham? Wow. The only thing he has on you is his are golden. Teehee!!! And a squillion $ contract for Armani. But I heard Dogga Karen is looking to sign you any day now. Remember who your real pals are when your rich and famous.
ReplyDeleteWiry love Eric xxx
Really to think that Beckham would think he is more handsome than you.....NORWOOD WE ARE FREEZING WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS STUPID WEATHER?? love A+A
ReplyDeleteWow!!
ReplyDeleteBeckham in underwear ...... LOL
Great post Norwood hahahahah!!!
I love your new ball
looks puurfect to me ;)
Hugs Kareltje =^.^=
AS we are always laughing at the internet searches people do to lead them to us, we think you will probably pick up a few new "readers" with this post.
ReplyDeleteWe found a dirty old soccer ball on one of our walkies once too, Norwood!
ReplyDeleteMom says she'll take you over Beckham any day of the week!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
I have never had a ball that big before, Norwood! It looks Most Fun! And you are Most Better Looking than that hairless nekkid human!
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
You always find the best toys on your walkies!
ReplyDeleteAnd you can dribble with 'em like nobody's business!
Speakin' of business, Mom keeps scrollin' back up to that Beckham picture, checkin' out his business in a not so business like kinda way.
PG13=Pure Groundhog and the 13 is an unlucky number for any groundhogs that I meet up with!
Woofs and dribblin' slobbers,
Chester ;0=)