hi every bloggie!
This stinks! The summer is almost over! We ditched the banana boat and decided to be fish for a day!
And for a back to work Monday.. I will leave you with your gills flapping... fish humor for you! Don't forget to come up for air?!!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?
To school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab!
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!
Where do little fishes go every morning?To school!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbors?A hermit crab!
Why did the whale cross the road?To get to the other tide!
Wawawwawawaaaaaaa!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a humor you had dear Norwood!!!!
Great great great post as always!!!!!
And you're a fish now????
Woowowooooo!!!
Great pics of you and your humans into the lake!!!!
Sure you look sooooooooooo fishy dog!!!!
;-))))))
We would love were with you and swimming together!!!
HAve a great week!!!
We love youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Sweet kisses and licks
Who gave the pizza boy a big tip??
ReplyDeleteThank you for putting a smile on all the various faces here on a wet 'back to school' Monday!
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Clive
Hi Norwood! Hey, it's a bank holiday over where we are which means we get the humans for an extra day - wooooo! We loved your fishy jokes, made us giggle and our humans groan, he he he! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
ReplyDeleteHi Norwood
ReplyDeleteSoooooooo lovely
to see you swimming :))))
((((HUGS))))
Kareltje =^.^=
Lotsd of fall hikes I bet !!sandy
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs Norwood...sorry the summer went by so fast for you! Here's one more fish joke for you...
ReplyDeleteWhat lives under the sea and carries a lot of people?
An Octobus
Have a great day!,
Sharon:)
Wow! Those jokes are totally nerdy.
ReplyDeleteI for one am glad that the summer is almost over. Love these nice cool nights.
Slobbers,
Mango
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
ReplyDeleteThe Codfather
I just couldn't resist getting into the fishy humor with you Norwood! Good thing you are enjoying that water cuz before long...it's going to be too cold! Even though I wouldn't even think of jumping in there, it sure looks like you two are having fun:)
your pal,
Bruce:)
Groan. What a FIN-ish. You gilled us.
ReplyDeleteI am not even going to comment on the fish jokes.
ReplyDeleteI will tell you in another month I will be happy to be stuck in dirtville. that's when summer is totally over in other places but continues on into November, here.
I thought the grouchy thing in the sea was going to be Squidward from "Spongebob" ...
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ReplyDeleteHi Norwood!
ReplyDeleteFunny post! Great pictures of you and your hooman swimming!
Have a nice day!
xoxo
Thor
Norwood -
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughts, our mommy said she really needed the chuckles on a monday morning.
Your new admirers
Nellie & Calvert
Norwood, you are not only very handsome but also very funny. Did you have fun in the water?
ReplyDeletelicks and sniffs,Sasha
Ha Roooo rooooo, Norwood, you are too funny. But it is good to get a laugh in on Monday. Yes, summer is passing by too quickly. It is cool enough here today for the humans to need a light jacket, but we hear there is heat and humidity returning for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteWoos, the OP Pack
How sweet to go swimming with Mom..
ReplyDeleteShe is lucky to have you to save her in case she goes under... Awesome jokes..
Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie
Kind of cool oyfyou to act as water wings for your Mom. And I can quite see why you didn't want to get into her banana - 1 mistake from Mama and oopsie - banana split..haaaaaaa!!
ReplyDeleteWiry loves and kissies Eric xx
So Mandog Norwood...did you ever use that big dude at daycamp as a pillow?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the visit!
your pal,
Bruce the kitty cat:)
Archie has an idea..If he opens a little restaurant ,you could tell your jokes to the people who are eating! He thinks it is a GREAT idea...Me??? I have to think it over..Love A+A
ReplyDeleteHi, Norwood!
ReplyDeleteThose are perfect for a not so funny monday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
;) great pics and cute jokes
ReplyDeletethanx for making us smile
Woodrow - Sweetie - MJ
As a schnuzer I'm supposed to like to swim, bit it's never been my thing. I might actually try a banana boat!
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