Everyday I go for a walk around the local high school. The river trail is there, the ponds, and best of all- the baseball fields. I just love running thru the baseball fields- catching- ahem more like chasing my green ball as it flies past my lil fuzzy head. Sometimes Mr. Bizerko appears and runs aimlessly in a fit of rage.
But.. the other reason I like the baseball fields is teenagers. Teens leave all kinds of good things around. Here I am.. in full mr. scavenger mode. Sniff sniff sniffee sniff.
Ahh ahh. Nose and eyes on the prize. Going in for it. Making my move.
Yep My Favorite! Chewed Bubblegum! Then I hear a loud blasting sound "LEAVE IT! LEAVE IT!"
I asked Why Why would I leave it and this was mom's reply.
I, personally, think that could be fun!!! I think I could blow a really big bubble. As big as my head! Then I could be on David Letterman-stupid dog tricks episode and be star! But stardom will have to wait.
And I will leave you with a joke (in honor of my favorite akitas-my cuz Tula and the bubblegum akitas -Maika & Dakotah)
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
HEE HEE Toodeeloo!
Glad that you've a fun day at the baseball field! Luckily you didnt chew on those bubblegum, or else you'll be in big trouble!!!
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hi goofball, good thing it wasn't Doublebubble gum. he he he... you're 2(la) much!
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OOOOoooooo Harharararararararara!!!!!!!! Toooooooofunnyyy!!!!!!I'm rolling on the floor holding my belly cos it might pop with laughing so much. hey hang on Moms joined me....
ReplyDeleteBut Norwood I'm sure Mr Bizerko sneak one of chewy treats down while the leggeded is'nt watching? See how many bubbles he blow(all in the name of government research of course)don't forget to photo the results for us....
Dude you are FUNNY!!!!!! Wagging at ya. Eric xxxx
You're so funny Norwood. Thanks for the silly joke laugh of the day!!! And...good job cleaning up that field!
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Bruce:)
I need you to come over to my house for awhile to clean up my floor Norwood:)
ReplyDeleteHe he, great joke. I too love the fields, have never come across such a treasure as gum though, will have to look harder next time. =)
ReplyDeleteOh ya Norwood the baseball field does look like lots of fun. Did you find any french fries or bones? We find fish heads are the lake and Mom freaks too..
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Gus, Louie and Callie
BOL!!!
ReplyDelete.... it was stuck to his foot...
BOL!!!
Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie and Lucie
BOL Norwood,
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Big licks to you
Suzuki
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Thanks for visiting our blog, Norwood! You have a very funny blog! hehehe
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Maggie and Mitch
Norwood we missed you at the lake.. I sure could have used you to help wrangle those reds so they would stay close...
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Gus, Louie and Callie
Ah, Nowood! Do listen to mom and avoid chewed up gum. Also avoid Redneck Beer and anything covered in cloth (i.e., the couch) in your mom's house.
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Hey Norwood! We really like your blog. BOL!! We really enjoyed your joke for the day. We laughed at the picture of the big bubble. Later---
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You are just toooooo funny, Norwood! If that gum was Doublebubble, you might blow a bubble big enough to float you away! Good thing you didn't eat it!
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Norwood...look what my mom found.....:
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oops...mom forgot to give you the website-silly mom!!
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We find all sorts of yummers leftovers along Rt. 30 (along with other assorted items such as used diapers, panties, socks, booze bottles, and whatever). Of course we also get a ton of roadkill jerky, but I am never allowed to eat any of it.
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