Monday, December 13, 2010

tormenting tula

hi every bloggie!

Hmmm I pawsonally think the title of this bloggie post is a bit misleading. I mean really- tormenting tula? She's the one that hired me as her pawsonal trainer. I employ all types of training to ensure she gets a full body workout. Woo see she got up to a gasp 115lbs with all the foodables used for training. Jeepers. I better get to work.

So the other day, I was super excited to find a ball in the field. Lookie Toolie monstah. Neener neener. Let's work on your pivots and defense.

Okay- ready here I come down the lane!

What? a backcourt over and back violation?

but I got the razzle dazzle... I got mad skillz!

Ummm remember? the rules are there are not rules.

Oh no.. I don't think Tula agrees.

But she is looking good- right Mango?


  1. Woo SO love taking a walk on the wyld side!

    Once again, I must say it is SO furry sad MA is so far from PA -

    I know TM and MFT khould kikhk woo PERIOD!

    PeeEssWoo: No myttens here ;-)

  2. She ain't lookin' too happy matie.

    Noah x

  3. Aww poor Tula...she doesn't seem like she likes sitting there on the sidelines. She does look pretty good though, so you must be doing something right! If only we could hire a pawsonal trainer to help get these last three pesky pounds off Bronson...oh well we'll keep looking!
    Bones and Treats to ya,
    Bronson and Pepper

  4. and you look sharp too!!!!sandy

  5. Come on, Tula! Drive that ball! Lookin good is not everything, is it?

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  6. I need to come over there and give you a talking to. How dare you? Poor TM.


  7. Um Nordude. I just wanna say you pretty much suck as a trainer. I mean, all you did was bounce around like an electron. What did that do for TM? ... and i say this in the nicest way. tee hee... Poor TM. poor poor TM.

    why does she have to stay on leash? (no recall?)

  8. Nordude you are ALL razzle dazzle


  9. You two make quite the pair. It's a match made in heaven:)
    your cat pal,
    p.s. all you need now to round out your crew is me to bump noses with you!

  10. I think you're playing with fire there, is what I think!


  11. Stumpy put on a few when we had Alf, here, she lost the extra poundage when we were back east swimming every day.

    Norwood, I've said it before Paybacks are a bitch. Tula's got a scoreboard, somewhere.

  12. Norwood... I really LOVED your 12 months of NORWOOD Card.
    Now about this doing the Neener Neener Neener thingy on TULA.. I'm thinkin that I would NOT want to be at your house on Christmas morning. That girrrl is gonna be goin fur REVENGE.

  13. OMg did you just call Tula fat? You are so going to get it, you never call a gurl fat - she's gonna kick your butt big time.

    woof - Tucker

  14. That's right Tucker!!! Just waiting fur the right moment... Tick tock tick tock!!


  15. What is going on over there? BOL
    Benny & Lily

  16. Okay Norwood - you are a great p. trainer, but don't fugget bout the A-celeration and D-celeration xercises! Love watching you with that funball! Really... you are just too hot, Norwood!
    Sammie and Avalon

  17. Norwood, we think Tucker is right - you are really walking the thin line referring to a lady's weight:)

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  18. Norwood, I agree, you men are never supposed to call women fat! We got your 12 months of Norwood card in the mail the other day, it's great!

    Elyse and Riley

  19. tula ish fuwy cuteness and full bodied like me
    tee hee

    brinksy winksy

  20. We agree with Mrs. Wild Dingo, Nordude. You're kinda missing the point of being a trainer. You're supposed to make sure TULA is all bouncy and moving around. The object is to exercise her, not you. No wonder she looks a little glum. Cute [don't tell Pretty Girl we said that], but glum.

    Jed & Abby

  21. Doesn't being a personal trainer give you a license to torment? Sort of like how being a double-oh gives you a license to kill?

  22. She does look a little unhappy!

    Nubbin wiggles,


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